If I Were Darth Vader's LinkedIn Ghostwriter and Brand Strategist:

04 May 2025 #misc

Tagline?

“Sith Lord — On a mission to rule the galaxy”

About page?

Late projects and unmotivated team members?

I specialize in putting teams back on schedule.

My unconventional but proven methods will help you lead ambitious projects.

I found in the Dark Side a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Since then, I coach founders and executives on how to leverage the Dark Side too.

I teach them not to choke on their own aspirations.

DM “Dark Side” for a free 30-minute discovery call.

Hooks for the first 10 posts?

1. How I found my best mentor
2. Here’s how to live with a ventilator
3. The #1 strategy I use to manage my teams
4. Why I joined the Dark side (and you should too)
5. 1 lesson from failing at my most ambitious project
6. I had to choke one of my team members, here’s why
7. I failed to work with my son, here’s what I learned
8. Here’s what I love about being in the Dark Side
9. How I put projects back on schedule
10. Since I were a kid, I felt different

May the 4th be with you.